she's my favorite mixtape.

Yesterday was by far the funniest night I've had in a long time. It was rach's birthday so we all decided to go eat at Casa Ole. It was eight of us and well pretty much the joke was on me. We ordered our drinks and everybody at the table was cracking up. Good people you know? When our drinks finally got there, the gentlemen came and decided he was going to shake our own drinks with the shaker. First up was Rachel but she was smart enough to say she wanted to do it herself. Then it was me. So as he's shaking my drink and pouring it in the glass, the top of the shaker falls into my drink and splashes all over my face and my legs and all I could do was laugh. And the first thing I say is do I get a discount and everyone's laughing at what I'm saying and I'm laughing so hard that my eyes are starting to get watery. So the server apologizes and he's so nervous he takes the whole thing back and goes and makes me a new one. So as we're waiting me and another girl are talking and Rachel's sister's shaker top decides to pop into the air and land on the table and we're laughing at the fact that I don't know what mojitos are and how we should get it for free and the thing decides to go off while we're looking at each other across the table. So finally my drink arrives and it's perfect. Then we wait for our food and when it gets there and just when the server thinks everyone has there plates and asks how's everyone's food? I look down and everyone is staring at me and we start laughing uncontrollably because I'm the only one without my food. He forgot to write mine. So basically we got free mojitos. Then Rachel's sister starts inviting me and the other girl to some guys dia del Los muertos festival to play "asshole" and we agree. So when we got there there was a mariachi band playing and as soon as I walk in there backyard I see a bunch of statues and I had never seen anything like it. And everyone is staring at us like we're aliens. I think the only part I hated being there was when I saw a girl swinging a stray cat by there legs and throwing it across the fence. I had to get up and walk away. I was so upset. I don't know. Just pissed me off. I was ready to say something. And I know it wasn't the alcohol, I was really mad. I had to stop playing the game asshole because I was starting to feel a little sick. And the rules were stupid. Every time you hear the trumpet sound take a drink.